Runeology

ROFL M2. you stole my technique! i, too, am a professional beggar.

My secret weapon is copper ore. The best place to mine it is at the Scorpius Shrine Mine southwest of West Ardougne. I usually sell it to the Ardougne general store.

Protip: once you have a load of ore, run to the store (go to your config menu, find run, and click it to on) so each trip goes faster. Also, wear your most defensive armor to protect against rock golems in case they pop up.

I has discovered new ways to make cash!

Rouge's Den!
-No, not the lame safes that a monkey could figure out how to crack near the entrance, that is far too simple.
-I be talking about the chest, the one which you either must go through a very difficult puzzle/maze or bypass the cliche moving spiky pillars, thats elevated above everything else in the maze, surrounded by 2 sections of traps, and which has a trap on itself as well.
-I have yet to do more trials, however, when I did open it for the first time, the reward was astounding! A grand total of 10 gp!!! Completely worth the effort, imo.

GE Anti-Merchanting!
-You've all heard about merchanting in the exchange, now comes the brand new, innovative idea of anti-merchanting!!!
-We've all seen merchants in and about the exchange correct? You know, those weirdos with funny looking outfits and no money making skills whatsoever. Those people who are stealing YOUR hard earned money, using the GE as a device for their evil plans.
-It's time to fight back!! Grab your money and head off to the exchange, some torture devices along as well.
-Find a merchant, lure them to a trap by dropping a trail of coins.
-You've caught a merchant! Nice one! Now torture them until they reveal all their secrets to merchanting, repeat information gathering process until you are satisfied.
-Head back to the exchange, and use those techniques yourself, along with any improvements you think will give you an edge to beat the merchants.
-Soon, you will drive all the merchants out of business and they will go extinct from a lack of profit.
-Now you and the the rest of the community can enjoy a new era without merchants, saving you money to pay the middle man!

Newspaper boy!
-Creds to Ebil Breezeh for thinking this one up. :]
-Everyone loves to read the Varrock Harold, it's 'The Best Newspaper in RS'-Romeo
-Now, the owner of the Herold sells these fine copies for 50 gp ea- a bargain price, yes?
-On the exchange, however, they sell for 66 gp ea, making you a cool 16 gp profit per, amazing amirite?
-Ever wanted to be a newspaper delivery boy/girl? Here's your chance!!


(no merchants were hurt in the making of this guide )

p.s. dunt hurt me plz D:

Dance for geepee!

Reccomended things:
- lilac shirt and skirt (miscellania)
- Immunity to carpal tunnel from spam-clicking an emote


I make a good 4k/hour with this method


As for an actual one, buy raw bird meat from the ogre in oo'glog for 17ea and sell it in the GE for 97 or so. You can collect up to 6k/hour so it's pretty nice

I must admit I fell for the clever beggar technique.
One guy said he would dance for me for money. I found him so confident and funny, I just gave him the max I could!

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Disclaimer...
I re-read this and obviously this is just in the context of Runescape and I was by no means being rude or soliciting :-)

My way of making billions is from using the banana plantation on Karamja. Just pick a box full of bananas and then take the ship back to Port Sarim and sell it to the store owner there. It only takes a few million trips to really start raking in the moolah.

DRUG DEALING

First u go to teh ardy general store and buy 100 papyrus (these will be teh papers)
Then you go to the cammy farming patch and gather 100 weeds, (this will be your Marijuana)
Then you go buy 100 tinderboxes (this will be yo lighter)

Now go stand in a shady place (i suggest Bounty Hunter, tons of shady ppl hang out there o.o ) AND SELL YO STOOF S0N









dont accually do this b/c its prolly against the rulez