#RO - Funniest Quotes Thread.
  • I will be starting this one! image/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />


    QUOTE
    [02:23] <Corpsey> bree
    [02:23] <Corpsey> y u laik bewbs
    [02:23] <Paddy> Breezeh
    [02:23] <Paddy> R u lezza?
    [02:23] <Breezeh> lol
    [02:23] <Breezeh> they're squishy


    Please only post quotes on here please! img src="http://www.runeology.org/forums/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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  • she laiks gurlz!@$!!$!$@# e /me runs
  • QUOTE
    (09:25:06) <02+Corpsey> u laiks bewbs too much
    (09:25:10) <02+Corpsey> i nawt gurl
    (09:25:11) <02+Breezeh> you like peen
    (09:25:12) <02+Corpsey> y wud i wish
    (09:25:20) <02+Corpsey> yarly
    (09:25:21) <02+Breezeh> i still has it
    (09:25:29) <02+Breezeh> the one you gave me
  • read my sig tbh
  • [01:00:47] <chemie> sorry zero boning then sleeping =)
  • How have I not been quoted yet; I must get to work on saying quotable material.

    edit:
    <+JJ9284> becca
    <+JJ9284> Can a friend of mine use you?
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    QUOTE
    [21:49] <Paddy> Wtf /Nick IStupid dnt work ;S
    [21:50] * Breezeh is now known as Istupid


    QUOTE
    [21:50] <kastermester> you know you can type /quit namehere to make some1 quit?
    [21:50] * Istupid is now known as Bree
    [21:50] <Baller> lmao
    [21:51] <Bree> i don't fall for your tricks kaster
    [21:51] <Bree> ever since you started flax hoarding
    [21:51] <AssCow> ^^^^
    [21:51] <Paddy> Fla hoarding/
    [21:52] * Battle (~kevin_626@rhirc-B01E9CF7.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit (Quit: kastermester)

    [21:54] <Battlehero1> I know why it doesnt work
    [21:54] <Battlehero1> kastermester is an op
    [21:54] <Battlehero1> I need a voice
    [21:54] <Paddy> Lmao
    [21:54] * Battlehero1 (~kevin_626@rhirc-B01E9CF7.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Bree)


    Gotta love tricking newbs! <3

    [21:58] * kastermester was kicked by Runeology (Stop flooding!)
  • QUOTE
    <12Jagrit> oh a tip.. don't google "broken penis" to look for norway =\


    -zero-
  • [01:31:16] <Breezeh> was he cute?
    [01:31:19] <@Wahrheit87> rofl yea he was a "student"
    [01:31:22] <@Wahrheit87> grr
    [01:31:28] <@Wahrheit87> u type too fast
    [01:31:30] <Breezeh> ahaha

    biggrin.gif tricked
  • QUOTE
    <+CaptainClut> what are you blowin all your money for anyway???
    [17:07:35] <@Wahrheit87> im not blowing it clut i blew it haha
    [17:07:48] <+CaptainClut> ok......but why? lol
    [17:08:08] <@Wahrheit87> for the fun!
    [17:08:10] <+Koenpker> chemie costa alot >.>
    [17:08:18] <+Koenpker> <.<
    [17:08:21] <@chemie> noes i be cheap!
    [17:08:27] <+CaptainClut> lol
  • (14:21:33) <+Corpsey> god am i satan?
    (14:21:34) <&davy> Absolutely.

    (14:22:40) <+Corpsey> BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH 1000 ENSLAVED SOULS
    (14:22:45) <+Apostledanub> no
    (14:22:46) <+Corpsey> muahahaha
    (14:23:00) <+Corpsey> did i mention they r enslaved b/c they r gay
    (14:23:06) <+Apostledanub> ohmy.gif
    (14:23:07) <+Apostledanub> DO ME
    (14:23:09) <+Jake> omg
    (14:23:11) <+Jake> lmfao
    (14:23:13) <+Corpsey> that wut they r thinkin


    Corpsey has lost his mind...ohmy.gif
  • ^noes, your fragile mind can not comprehend the power i have!~~~~~~~~~~~ so i just seem to have lost my mind.......to you cus ur nub



    BOW DOWN B4 MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [03:00:24] <+Corpsey> i have discovered a glitch
    [03:02:25] <+Corpsey> i have no icons
    [03:02:26] <+Corpsey> :c
    [03:02:31] <+Corpsey> and idk how to get out of where i am
    [03:02:34] <+Corpsey> som1 halp pls
    [03:02:43] <&Becca> screenie ohmy.gif
    [03:02:46] <&Becca> and where you at?
    [03:02:48] <+Corpsey> uling
    [03:02:53] <+Corpsey> the place where ishes party is
    [03:03:08] <+Corpsey> http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8932/glitcheg6.png
    [03:03:10] <+Corpsey> halp
    [03:03:10] <+Corpsey> pls
    [03:03:36] <&Becca> alk out?
    [03:03:37] <&Becca> walk
    [03:03:45] <+Corpsey> o..................
    [03:03:46] <+Corpsey> fucksakes
    [03:03:55] <+Corpsey> i thought i had to like go down a ladder
    [03:04:01] <+Corpsey> -___________________________-
    [03:04:04] <&Becca> lol no
    [03:04:15] <+Corpsey> i srsly sat here like 5 mins trying to right click those stairs
    [03:04:16] <+Corpsey> for a "
    [03:04:20] <+Corpsey> climb" option
  • QUOTE (Rust Buket @ Jul 7 2008, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    [03:00:24] <+Corpsey> i have discovered a glitch
    [03:02:25] <+Corpsey> i have no icons
    [03:02:26] <+Corpsey> :c
    [03:02:31] <+Corpsey> and idk how to get out of where i am
    [03:02:34] <+Corpsey> som1 halp pls
    [03:02:43] <&Becca> screenie ohmy.gif
    [03:02:46] <&Becca> and where you at?
    [03:02:48] <+Corpsey> uling
    [03:02:53] <+Corpsey> the place where ishes party is
    [03:03:08] <+Corpsey> http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8932/glitcheg6.png
    [03:03:10] <+Corpsey> halp
    [03:03:10] <+Corpsey> pls
    [03:03:36] <&Becca> alk out?
    [03:03:37] <&Becca> walk
    [03:03:45] <+Corpsey> o..................
    [03:03:46] <+Corpsey> fucksakes
    [03:03:55] <+Corpsey> i thought i had to like go down a ladder
    [03:04:01] <+Corpsey> -___________________________-
    [03:04:04] <&Becca> lol no
    [03:04:15] <+Corpsey> i srsly sat here like 5 mins trying to right click those stairs
    [03:04:16] <+Corpsey> for a "
    [03:04:20] <+Corpsey> climb" option



    ^
    Lmao. really.
  • that made me lol seriuosly becca
  • assholes -.-
  • (22:01:03) <+m2m4m6m8> whats this anime girls
    (22:01:08) <+Corpsey> nope
    (22:01:14) <+Corpsey> koen watches anime porn!
    (22:01:22) <+m2m4m6m8> its not called anime porn
    (22:01:23) <+Koenpker> !!!
    (22:01:23) <+Koenpker> shhh!!!
    (22:01:23) <+m2m4m6m8> tard



    [23:52:36] <+Breezeh> would corpse make a hawt lez god?
    [23:52:37] <+Corpsey`crying> happy.gif
    [23:52:38] <@davy> I don't think so.
    [23:52:40] <+Breezeh> ohmy.gif
    [23:52:43] <+Corpsey`crying> :'(
    [23:52:51] <+Breezeh> well it's cuz you're a guy
    [23:53:02] <+Breezeh> is corpse hawt, god?
    [23:53:02] * +Corpsey`crying gets a sex changs- says who
    [23:53:03] <@davy> I don't think so.
    [23:53:06] <+Breezeh> ohmy.gif
    [23:53:07] <+Corpsey`crying> srsly............
    [23:53:18] <+Breezeh> are you lying, god?
    [23:53:19] <@davy> Who dare take my name in vain?
    [23:53:27] <+Breezeh> i did, bitch, are you lying god?
    [23:53:27] <@davy> Not really.
    [23:53:33] <+Corpsey`crying> -.-
  • QUOTE
    <+Paddy> Chemie
    <+Paddy> You said
    <+Paddy> That if you put claire in the oven
    <+Paddy> It would be fine
    <+Paddy> It would be fine
    <+Paddy> Because she has a good amount of brest meat









    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    QUOTE (Corpse90 @ Jul 9 2008, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    ^

    I needed post count!

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  • scandelous lies!
  • LMAO at breezeh and chemie.

    Chemie! Why would you even do such a thing ohmy.gif
  • She's jealous, that's why. I get slandered in my house because everyone is jealous of me. It's sad really sad.gif
  • poor claire sad.gif still funny though tongue.gif
  • poor claire, tis child ab00se!!11!!!!!!!!1
    y u h8 on poor claire, chemie? down.gif
  • <+Corpsey`css> idk y i like this song sad.gif its all acoustic and stoofs sad.gif(((((((((((((
    * +Corpsey`css =not hardcore anymore
    * +Corpsey`css cries
    <~chemie> lol
    <+Corpsey`css> next ima be listening to country moosic
    <~chemie> then opera
    <~chemie> then............
    <+Corpsey`css> "mai der truk got hit by dat der deer den i shawt it in teh face and put it on mai wall"
    <~chemie> Dire Straits - then its time to shuffle off the coil
    <+Corpsey`css> D:
    <+Corpsey`css> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0FM-cAVj8...feature=related
    <+RuneScript> *** [ YOUTUBE ]: Title: rise against - swing life away | Duration: 3mins 25secs | Views: 2,288,740 | Rating: 4.90 (6,328 ratings)
    <+Corpsey`css> that song :*
    <+Corpsey`css> sad.gif
  • I believe i am the most quoted, i should get a special member title or somthing! i refuse to say more quotable material UNTIL MY DEMANDS R MET!


    i wanna be hardcore again sad.gif DAMN YOU ACOUSTIC TOUCHY FEELY SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
  • Corpse gets an award!!

    <+Corpsey`the`legend> i hate u and ur homophobeness
    <+Corpsey`the`legend> jus cus i gay
    <+Corpsey`the`legend> u h8 me
  • shit..........i failed at not being quoteable >_>
  • [14:13:43] <pizza|Tyler> hey dave, you're chemie's husband right?

    Shhh dunt tell graham
  • QUOTE (Flaminmoose @ Jul 21 2008, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    [14:13:43] <pizza|Tyler> hey dave, you're chemie's husband right?

    Shhh dunt tell graham


    Stfu meg lol. whistling.gif
  • (21:23:58) <@davy> god touch my body
    (21:23:58) <@davy> No.
    (21:24:02) <@m2|away> lol
    (21:24:04) <Breezeh> haha
    (21:24:09) <@davy> god you are lame
    (21:24:10) <@davy> Stop wasting your time.
    (21:24:12) <@davy> k
    (21:24:13) <@m2|away> rofl
    (21:24:19) <@m2|away> he was saying it was true about the idk
    (21:24:25) <@davy> god you have smooth comebacks
    (21:24:25) <@davy> Yes definitely.
  • (01:13:24) <Meg> they work, just are sore
    (01:13:39) <Breezeh> you're fine!
    (01:13:44) <Breezeh> just push harder
    (01:13:44) <Meg> ='(
    (01:13:50) <Meg> thats what she said
    (01:13:55) <Meg> so sorry, slipped out
    (01:13:59) <Jagrit> rofl
  • You forgot the last bit jag!

    [00:13:59] <Meg> so sorry, slipped out
    [00:14:04] <Jagrit> rofl
    [00:14:11] <Jagrit> sig
    [00:14:22] <Meg> umm she said it to a person giving birth
    [00:14:24] <Meg> sheesh
    [00:14:29] <Meg> mind outta the gutter pl0x
  • lies!

    /me ass slaps meg
  • <Tit> Jim i love you, i'll have your babies.
    <Sir--Jimbo> k











    The above cannot be held to be authentic, even if it is true.

    Dun't highlight this post :$
  • (23:38:33) <@Valod> !grats 99 cheater Bree
    (23:38:34) <+Jagrit> ææææææ ¤(~ Congratulations Valod on Level 99 cheater ~)¤ ææææ

    (21:02:38) <+Battlehero1> Anyway bi 4 rl
    (21:02:41) <+Battlehero1> Im srs this time
    (21:02:46) <+CaptainClut> night night
    (21:02:50) <+midget> kkbai
    (21:02:55) <+midget> have fun
    (21:02:56) <+m2|away> night
    (21:03:00) <+Breezeh> lolz
    (21:03:05) <+Breezeh> gattle said he's bi for real
  • (17:02:51) <+Purepk3r4lyf> OMG
    (17:02:54) <+Purepk3r4lyf> its a flan
    (17:02:59) <+Purepk3r4lyf> it looks tasty ohmy.gif
    (17:03:03) <@tastyflan> woooot
    (17:03:06) <@chemie> thats why I like flan
    (17:03:13) <+Purepk3r4lyf> tongue.gif
    (17:03:22) <@tastyflan> it's so sweet and warm in your mouth
    (17:03:46) <+Purepk3r4lyf> and that, my friend, is finding its way to my sig lol.
  • ^lawl, i miss teh flanny =c in teh irc cus he lyk newb and st00f
  • These quotes are older than Runeology itself tbh. I post em cause they expose great trooths.

    (22:17:37) <@Wahrheit87> i am going to be king of the pmods
    (22:17:54) <@m2|away> I r king of rmods
    (22:18:01) <@m2|away> rice mods > player mods
    (22:18:03) <@m2|away> ohmy.gif
    (22:18:07) <@Wahrheit87> pssh
    (22:18:14) <@Wahrheit87> who moderates rice?
    (22:18:21) <@m2|away> L
    (22:18:31) <@Wahrheit87> ohmy.gif bad rice... reported


    (13:05:33) <@Breezeh> i'm m2 and my eyebrows are straight lines =.=

    (19:52:24) <@Jb6909> your korean
    (19:52:26) <@Jb6909> aren't u
    (19:52:34) <+m2m4m6m8> ohmy.gif how did you know
    (19:52:57) <@Jb6909> i could smell it

    (19:28:10) <@Korean> bree why did you sell me to the government
    (19:28:43) <@Breezeh> god told me to =(
    (19:28:46) <@Breezeh> he was all
    (19:28:50) <@Breezeh> "bree. i need m2"
    (19:28:57) <@Breezeh> and i was like, "lolwut?"
    (19:29:00) <@Korean> lawls
    (19:29:01) <@Breezeh> and he was all, "ya lolz"
    (19:29:56) <@Breezeh> and then i was like, "okay, i'll do it. for candies."
    (19:29:59) <@Breezeh> and he gave me candies
  • Wow I have too much spam to post I think, back in January of 2007 when I met m2 and Breezeh. m2 never talked btw.

    [00:37:05] <Breezeh> so explain the losing the flag thing to me, flubbah =)
    [00:38:13] <Flubberjacks> ?
    [00:38:16] <Flubberjacks> i gave it to wahr
    [00:38:17] <Flubberjacks> he died
    [00:38:18] <Flubberjacks> happy.gif
    [00:38:29] <Wahrheit87> rofl blame me?
    [00:38:33] <Wahrheit87> i had no aids
    [00:38:40] <Flubberjacks> well you DID lose it
    [00:38:40] <Wahrheit87> you said "i need to pee
    [00:38:43] <Flubberjacks> tongue.gif
    [00:38:48] <Wahrheit87> what i supposed to do
    [00:38:57] <Flubberjacks> supposed to not get owned by the atkers
    [00:39:42] <Breezeh> i should of held it then -.-
    [00:39:51] <Breezeh> boys and their peeing
    [00:39:52] <Breezeh> "peeing"
    [00:40:00] <Wahrheit87> lol i hold mine
    [00:40:14] <Breezeh> in your hand? thats unsanitary =\
    [00:40:20] <Wahrheit87> nah
    [00:40:25] <Wahrheit87> i free it
    [00:40:31] <Wahrheit87> i hold my pee
    [00:40:44] <Flubberjacks> uhh
    [00:40:47] <Flubberjacks> subject change plx
    [00:40:48] <Flubberjacks> smile.gif
    [00:40:54] <Breezeh> lol
    [00:40:55] <Wahrheit87> lol
  • (21:52:21) <@Korean> @ge cabbage
    (21:52:23) <RuneScript> *** [ GE ]: Results: 4 | Cabbage: 82gp (Today: +2gp) | Cabbage: 7gp (Today: No gain/loss.) | [M] Cabbage seed: 13gp (Today: No gain/loss.) | [M] Cabbages(1): 77gp (Today: No gain/loss.)
    (21:52:32) <@Korean> I pick you take!
    (21:52:35) <@Korean> and I get monnies
    (21:52:38) <@Breezeh> Cabbage: 82gp (Today: +2gp) | Cabbage: 7gp (Today: No gain/loss.)?
    (21:52:42) <@Breezeh> which one
    (21:52:43) <@Breezeh> lol
    (21:52:47) <@Korean> oh what the
    (21:52:57) <@Korean> noooooooooooooooooooooo
    (21:53:02) <@Korean> my cabbages!
  • 16:25 <Jake> im a major dick to random boobs
    16:25 <Jake> noobs*

    i use a webclient, so it doesnt look like mIRC
  • (21:15:49) <+Super_Icon> a dragon full helm came? ohmy.gif
    (21:16:00) <+Jake> super, thats old news smile.gif
    (21:16:02) <@Becca> mhm
    (21:16:13) <+Super_Icon> how does it look? tongue.gif
    (21:16:18) <@Brummy> Terrible lol
    (21:16:20) <@Becca> nasty lol
    (21:16:22) <+Super_Icon> Heh
    (21:16:28) <@chemie> like a telephone box on your head
    (21:16:34) <+Super_Icon> lol
    (21:16:45) <@Brummy> ROFL
    (21:16:52) <@Brummy> MY laptop is covere in white chocolate buttons
    (21:16:56) <@Brummy> I FAIL AT OPENING PACKETS LOL
  • (16:23:59) <@chemie> go to the Burthorpe guy then
    (16:24:21) <@Breezeh> i miss burthrope guy
    (16:24:30) <@Breezeh> he was my buddy, and i feel i'm betraying him now
    (16:24:41) <+Super_Icon> i thought of the fairy at lost city tongue.gif
    (16:24:42) <@Breezeh> i don't visit or nuffin'
    (16:24:46) <+Super_Icon> do she give nice tasks?
    (16:24:50) <@Brummy> He always told me I was being a stupid prick for asking him for a task
    (16:24:54) <@Brummy> so w/e I don't even care about him


    (21:46:18) <@Korean> it was supposed to be a surprise
    (21:46:36) <@Wahrheit87> yea i bet
    (21:46:49) <@Wahrheit87> surprise, its out of my pants!
    (21:46:56) <@Breezeh> nice ;D
    (21:47:05) <@Breezeh> is there a party in your pants? i would like to be invited
    (21:47:28) <@Wahrheit87> its vip i think
    (21:47:32) <@Breezeh> o
    (21:47:56) <@Korean> psh
    (21:48:01) <@Wahrheit87> m2 is so vip
    (21:48:10) <@Wahrheit87> cant even invite your friends to parties
    (21:48:17) <@Breezeh> why is m2 invited o_O?
    (21:48:26) <@Wahrheit87> it was his party O.o
    (21:48:33) <@Breezeh> in your pants?
    (21:48:38) <@Wahrheit87> woah
    (21:48:45) <@Breezeh> wut
    (21:48:46) <@Wahrheit87> no i was saying surprise for m2
    (21:49:03) <@Wahrheit87> wait
    (21:49:07) <@Breezeh> (21:47:05) <@Breezeh> is there a party in your pants? i would like to be invited
    (21:49:07) <@Korean> rofl
    (21:49:08) <@Breezeh> i sed this
    (21:49:09) <@Wahrheit87> bree u messed it up
    (21:49:19) <@Wahrheit87> well like m2 had the party
    (21:49:24) <@Breezeh> what? sad.gif
    (21:49:26) <@Wahrheit87> i mean i got a party all the time anyway
    (21:49:38) <@Wahrheit87> but it was m2 who had a surprise party
    (21:50:03) <@Wahrheit87> bree whyd u make this whole thing sound gay
    (21:50:11) <@Breezeh> idk, but it was funny happy.gif
  • Nicely said Becca, lol.........

    "/me pokes Tit with a strawberry flavoured runescape "

    I didn't think this was an X-Rated forum :-P


  • Proof day bree hates ducks really ^
  • --> [01:32:48] <+Corpsey> srsly i WILL
    --> [01:32:53] <+Corpsey> come to haggisland
    [01:33:02] <+Claire-pink> come corpsey!
    [01:33:02] <+Ben`Away> she can't burn the cats
    [01:33:04] <+Becca> rofl corpsey they'd not let you in tongue.gif
    [01:33:04] <+Ben`Away> that be bad
    [01:33:05] <+Corpsey> and offer the ppl free beer and haggis to tell me where the lady with many cats lives
    [01:33:11] <+Ben`Away> and Breezeh can be the best man
    --> [01:33:14] <+Claire-pink> u can share my bed!
    [01:33:16] <+Becca> i have 2 cats
    [01:33:20] <+Becca> im not cat lady any more
    [01:33:21] <+Ben`Away> claire r hitting on corpsey
    [01:33:28] <+Claire-pink> lol
    [01:33:31] <+Becca> rofl
    [01:33:36] <+Corpsey> secksay

    kty tongue.gif


    [01:36:04] <&Wahrheit87> lol claire sharing a bed
    [01:36:15] <+Claire-pink> i am a pimp dave.
    [01:36:16] <&Wahrheit87> wow i feel left out now
    [01:36:21] <+Claire-pink> u come too
    [01:36:22] <&Wahrheit87> i didnt get the share the bed
    [01:36:26] <&Wahrheit87> i was there...
    [01:36:30] <+Claire-pink> <3333
  • noes sad.gif she r crazy cat lady! she cants be trusted!
  • o ho ho! claire scored!
  • oh well...........at least we're not talking about putting claire in the oven again.......... (ROFLILUVTHATQUOTEITMAKESMELOLIRL) <<have fun readin that


    <3 teh clairez
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